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Colonial Humor Man: Really bad BSG jokes.

 
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Senmut
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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 7:30 am    Post subject: Colonial Humor Man: Really bad BSG jokes. Reply with quote

OK, here we go.

What do you call the fuel system on a Viper engine?

A felcer carb!

Yeah. Boo. Next?
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PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2007 5:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's a centurion's favourite song at closing time?

Cy-lon, it's been good to know ya!
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PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2007 5:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What did the triad players get all over their hands after playing on a freshly blacktopped court surface?
Ball tar.

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PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2007 6:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LZaza wrote:
What's a centurion's favourite song at closing time?

Cy-lon, it's been good to know ya!


What does Starbuck say just as he shoots a Cylon?

"Cylon, farewell! Auf wiedersehen, goodbye!" Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2007 6:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apollo finds himself threatened by the most common species in the Everglades when Sheba calls out to him. What does he say?

"Sheba, later! Alligator!"
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PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2007 7:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cassieopeia: "What was that planet where you met Miri?"

Starbuck: "That was Atilla, hon."
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